Katie and I both heard a strange beeping noise. After we decided to investigate, we both grab weapons (just in case). My weapon of choice; my katana, hers; a stuffed orca whale named Charlie. We both creep out of the bedroom and almost jump out of our skins when my dying laptop beeps beside us. Both of us brandish our weapons at the offending thing before we burst out laughing and go back to the bedroom….we’re so hardcore.
Due to FCC regulations, we cannot show graphic intercourse over the airwaves. Instead, Peter and Lois’s sex scene will be simulated by Dwayne Johnson.
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(Source: whenmomentsblog)
